1. "She's thinking I've escaped from a lunatic asylum."
Crawford uses a hyperbole in this sentence to emphasize and exaggerate how crazy Carter seemed to the female.
2. "...but then I remembered fanny packs are gay and had to throw it out."
Crawford uses a euphemism when explaining why he doesn't wear fanny packs, describing it as "gay" for humor relief and to make Abby feel better for over dressing.
3. "WHEW!"
Crawford uses onomatopoeia because the word used sounds just like the action.
Crawford uses a hyperbole in this sentence to emphasize and exaggerate how crazy Carter seemed to the female.
2. "...but then I remembered fanny packs are gay and had to throw it out."
Crawford uses a euphemism when explaining why he doesn't wear fanny packs, describing it as "gay" for humor relief and to make Abby feel better for over dressing.
3. "WHEW!"
Crawford uses onomatopoeia because the word used sounds just like the action.
"High School Students Demand Wars in Easier-To-Find Countries"
1. "An estimated 2,000 more students were expected to hold a march in the nation's capital, but forgot which city it was in."
It's ironic because you're imagining having a bunch of students marching, then realize that they will not be able to because they do not know where to march.
2. "Can't we fight in, like, Italy? It's boot-shaped."
Juxtaposition is used because she describes Italy as being "boot shaped" and that is the only reason for why she feels that we should attack.
3. "We can't attack a fictional country." A euphemism is used because they nicely answer and idiotic question when asked about attacking a country in a video game.
This is a satire because it's based on the serious event of childhood education and makes fun of it in a somewhat offensive yet hilarious manner.
It's ironic because you're imagining having a bunch of students marching, then realize that they will not be able to because they do not know where to march.
2. "Can't we fight in, like, Italy? It's boot-shaped."
Juxtaposition is used because she describes Italy as being "boot shaped" and that is the only reason for why she feels that we should attack.
3. "We can't attack a fictional country." A euphemism is used because they nicely answer and idiotic question when asked about attacking a country in a video game.
This is a satire because it's based on the serious event of childhood education and makes fun of it in a somewhat offensive yet hilarious manner.